December 2011
Happy new year! I hope 2012 will be a year of success for you! And that Bayern...
– Rafinha “win ALL the titles!!!!”
everyone: it's just a football club
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
2012 please be good to my bavarian babies.
mia-san-mia:
A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man...
girliciousdreams asked: You are in my "Best blogs of 2011" list :)
I was just a normal fan until I met tumblr
You know you're a proper Die Mannschaft lover when...
podolski-wasilewski:
Lukas Podolski Bastian Schweinsteiger Per Mertesacker Miroslav Klose Andre Schurrle Ron-Robert Zieler Marcel Schmelzer Benedikt Howedes Christian Trasch
Footballer: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Footballer: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Footballer: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Footballer: What?
Me: What?
Footballer:
Me:
Footballer:
Me:
Footballer:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Footballer: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Footballer: But -
Me: Poster.
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FACT: People with brown eyes are the most fun and...
❒Single ❒Taken ☑In a relationship with about 20...
If I ever find my celebrity crush's house
heyfunniest:
cousin: loser. you have no friends. all you do is get on the internet.
me: I AM INTERNATIONALLY FAMOUS OKAY I DON'T SEE YOU HAVING FRIENDS FROM SINGAPORE, AUSTRALIA, CANADA, KOREA, THAILAND, GERMANY, FRANCE, NARNIA, MEXICO, BULGARIA LKAJSDLKJASFLKSJDGLKSDF
Meeting my favourite footballer
Me: Will you sign this?
Him: Yeah sure!
Him: Wait what is that?
Me: Marriage certificate..
Him: Wait, but I-
Me: SEE YOU AT HOME AT 7 FOR DINNER AND SEXY TIMES!