December 2011
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“Happy new year! I hope 2012 will be a year of success for you! And that Bayern...”
– Rafinha “win ALL the titles!!!!”
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everyone: it's just a football club
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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2012 please be good to my bavarian babies.
mia-san-mia:
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A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man...
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girliciousdreams asked: You are in my "Best blogs of 2011" list :)
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I was just a normal fan until I met tumblr
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You know you're a proper Die Mannschaft lover when...
podolski-wasilewski: Lukas Podolski Bastian Schweinsteiger Per Mertesacker Miroslav Klose Andre Schurrle Ron-Robert Zieler Marcel Schmelzer Benedikt Howedes Christian Trasch
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Footballer: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Footballer: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Footballer: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Footballer: What?
Me: What?
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Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Footballer: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Footballer: But -
Me: Poster.
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FACT: People with brown eyes are the most fun and...
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❒Single ❒Taken ☑In a relationship with about 20...
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If I ever find my celebrity crush's house
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cousin: loser. you have no friends. all you do is get on the internet.
me: I AM INTERNATIONALLY FAMOUS OKAY I DON'T SEE YOU HAVING FRIENDS FROM SINGAPORE, AUSTRALIA, CANADA, KOREA, THAILAND, GERMANY, FRANCE, NARNIA, MEXICO, BULGARIA LKAJSDLKJASFLKSJDGLKSDF
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Meeting my favourite footballer
Me: Will you sign this?
Him: Yeah sure!
Him: Wait what is that?
Me: Marriage certificate..
Him: Wait, but I-
Me: SEE YOU AT HOME AT 7 FOR DINNER AND SEXY TIMES!
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